Antigen Records

Yes, it's 50% off almost everything until the end of February. Don't force us to dump several tons of polycarbonate into landfill sites around Suffolk.

15 songs of solitude, supercontainers, service stations and extra-terrestrial encounters… a Christmas message from the Queen and an 18th century carol penned by an atheist amputee. Festive entertainment for all the family.

Merry non-denominational season’s greetings! Our dislike of queuing at the Post Office normally means we don’t encourage people to buy more records from us in the run-up to Christmas. But, it wouldn’t be Christmas without some form of cynical purchase incentive scheme, so we are offering people the chance to acquire vast quantities of CDs for ludicrously low prices. We have a big pile of unsold stock to shift, to make room for more unsold records next year. So take a look at some of our festive bundles and solve all your present-buying dilemmas with the minimal hassle of navigating…

UPDATE: Hilariously, our e-commerce plug-in has stopped working, so it's currently impossible to buy anything! If you can't wait for this to be sorted, please e-mail your order to info (at) antigenrecords (dot) com and I will sort it out personally. Thanks for your patience. Welcome to the antigen records winter sale. There's 50% off everything* in the webstore until the end of January!

Expose your eyes to the retina-searing horror of Mick Squalor in a homemade nappy. Go on, it's Christmas!

Live bootleg rush-released to cash in on tour

Mojo gives Mick Squalor a complex about his weight.

Mick Squalor gets lost - Women's Weekly phones for feature.

Mick Squalor leads mass trespass into New Wolsey Theatre at Pulse Festival guerrilla gig

In a desperate week for British journalism, Mick Squalor talks toilet on the ITV news tonight. This image has not been photoshopped. Sadly, this really happened.