Festive purchase incentive programme

Merry non-denominational season’s greetings! Our dislike of queuing at the Post Office normally means we don’t encourage people to buy more records from us in the run-up to Christmas. But, it wouldn’t be Christmas without some form of cynical purchase incentive scheme, so we are offering people the chance to acquire vast quantities of CDs for ludicrously low prices. We have a big pile of unsold stock to shift, to make room for more unsold records next year. So take a look at some of our festive bundles and solve all your present-buying dilemmas with the minimal hassle of navigating our online store.

In addition to the bundles, every order will ship with a FREE copy of The antigen Christmas Album. 15 songs of solitude, supercontainers, service stations and extraterrestrial encounters… a Christmas message from the Queen and an 18th century carol penned by an atheist amputee. Featuring exclusive material by Dead Rat Orchestra, C Joynes, Nathaniel Mann, Dorian Wood, John Callaghan, Sealionwoman and more. Perfect for breaking the ice at festive family gatherings.