Dorian Wood’s European crusade
Relief for Spanish pilgrims, as a 50 foot icon of Dorian Wood is found to be anatomically correct. Early photographs of this monumental, quasi-religious mural suggested that creator Sr. Momán might have decided to preserve Dorian’s modesty with discreet use of shading in the groin area. Thankfully, this has proven not to be the case and the hundreds of people travelling to Nava de la Asunción in search of Dorian Wood’s penis have achieved their spiritual goal.
Of course, the Spanish would not have built a shrine to Dorian Wood merely to worship his glorious naked form. It is in fact one of the many extravagant rider requirements for his new European tour, which kicks off in Spain on 11 October. Here are the dates:
11 OCT – Monkey Week, PUERTO DE STA. MARIA, SPAIN
12 OCT – Teatro Arniches, ALICANTE, SPAIN
13 OCT – SONS, CASTELLON, SPAIN
14 OCT – Ram Club/Teatre La Rambleta, VALENCIA, SPAIN
15 OCT – El Sol, MADRID, SPAIN
16 OCT – MAC, A CORUÑA, SPAIN
17 OCT – Cafe Pop Torgal, OURENSE, SPAIN
18 OCT – Sala Berlin, ZAMORA, SPAIN
19 OCT – Chapelle Santa Kalia, SARE, FRANCE
22 OCT – La Graviere, GENEVA, SWITZERLAND
23 OCT – Lux, LE LOCLE, SWITZERLAND
24 OCT – Theater Moods, ZURICH, SWITZERLAND
25 OCT – Passage 46, FREIBURG, GERMANY
27 OCT – Jazzclub Tonne, DRESDEN, GERMANY
28 OCT – Hebbel Am Ufer, BERLIN, GERMANY
29 OCT – Steinbruch, DUISBERG, GERMANY
30 OCT – Vera, GRONINGEN, NETHERLANDS
31 OCT – Botanique, BRUSSELS, BELGIUM
1 NOV – Le Petit Bain, PARIS, FRANCE
2 NOV – Paradiso, AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS
3 NOV – L’Aeronef, LILLE, FRANCE
Alas, no UK dates this time… no venue was prepared to build a life-size statue of him in gold
