Monster sighting in Scottish loch
The internet is abuzz with monster sightings at Loch Lomond today, as Mick Squalor irreversibly polluted an area of outstanding natural beauty while attempting to wash off five days of sweat, vomit and miscellaneous tour grime.
Thankfully, bandmate Adam Toms stood guard at the water’s edge, armed with a towel to fend of any overeager cryptozoologists, who might be tempted to harpoon the creature for a lucrative photo spread in Fortean Times.
